A goatee, does it look good on you?

Well before I start with this post, no! It does not. Well depending on the person but if you're just going to copy the style off from someone who it does look good on, you're making a terrible mistake. No it does not look good on everyone. 

This right here is some random dude from the Internet on whome the goatee looks terrible and he has no idea. Don't be like this dude.

One day you'll look back when you're old and be like, damn that goatee, I looked stupid, should've had cut it, no wonder any girl would hardly talk to me. The best thing you could do right now if you have one is ask a friend, or couple of good sensible people or just message me on Facebook for God's sake if you don't have anyone who could give you a right opinion and I'll tell you whether this facial hair looks good on you or not. I have a friend who has a goatee. Guess he's going to learn the lesson the hard way. I haven't to.d him to lose it,  I did tell him to read my blogs though. Meh, his choice. But for you, dear reader, lose it before you make a fool out of yourself.

I go clean shaved mainly because facial hair just doesn't fit my face, I mean, it just doesn't look good on me. Maybe in a couple of years, sure, but not right now. Not any facial hair that looks good on someone else would look good on you. Do ask someone before getting out there with your terrible facial hair. Peace!

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Top reason why you shouldn't buy the Samsung Grand Prime

I had a strange keypad phone which kindof looked like a black berry but didn't have features of it. I wanted a phone that would have whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, and probably every app I have on my iPad so that I could take it to my college and show it off to my friends and shit.

So what happened is that, I came across this advertisement that had this celebrity on it taking large scale pictures and calling it "grandfies" instead of selfies. I thought like, "oh, I should get this". I went to the shop to buy the Samsung grand prime and was completely distracted by its design. Like why wouldn't you be? It looks cool. Looked it up on the Internet, said has 8 mega pixel camera and shit loads of other stuff. I was like, alright sure, get me this bad baby! 

I took it, after about a week, it started to show its true colours. Oh my dear lord, how much does it hang!. I updated it and everything but it hangs way too much. You can't play heavy games on it, in fact you can't even play small games without it Interrupting you in between by getting stuck. 

Screen freezes way to much and the app automatically shuts down showing a message to report. I reported it like about ten thousand times but nope, still does that. And the worst part is, it's going to freeze just when you need it the most. 

Everything else is cool. You can download butt loads of apps and shit but what's the point if it's still going to freeze or not open. I'd only suggest you to buy this phone if you want to show off its design, but even in that Lenovo phone beats it.

I'd reckon you go for lumia or if you want a Samsung phone, go for the S series, S3, S4, S5. iPhone doesn't lag that much so that would be my first choice.

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Top 5 Youtubers you should subscribe to

There are myriads of youtubers out there that could brighten your day with their hilarious videos. They aren't ordinary human beings, they're extraordinary because they make people smile and enlighten and brigten the mood. If I could I would put each and every YouTuber out there that makes me happy but right now here's my top five picks not viewing the total number of subscribers or views rather in order of how much they make me happy. Here they are.

Number 5: NigaHiga

Ryan Higa running the channel Niga Higa is one of the most hilarious person on YouTube. He uploads YouTube videos every week and has more then 15 million YouTube subscribers. His most funniest and popular videos include, How to sing like your favourite artists, the best joke ever, Honest university commercial, Most annoying person on the Internet and Expectaions vs reality. There are myriads of other videos that will knock you off from your seats and you'll burst out laughing.

You'll just laugh through the whole video and at the very end there's always a message to it and just when you'll think you're getting all emotional, he breaks that with a joke.

Number 4: KSI

KSI is another funny individual on the Internet. With more then 11 million followers on his first channel and 4 million on his second channel, this British boy uploads videos of doing commentary while playing FIFA online, but that isn't it. There are many other videos of him doing various other things such as reacting to videos of teens reacting to his videos, doing pranks on the street, proving how Internet bots are racist, doing challenges and well, more video game commentaries. He has few other videos interviewing celebrities. His popular and favourite videos includes, What is it like to be black, don't judge challenge, diving prank, how to be better at football, googling my self and is Boibot racist. There are many more videos and not sticking to just football game commentary and doing various other acts makes him a must watch YouTuber on the Internet.

Number 3: ExplosmEntertainment

Being on Facebook you must've come across funny comic strips from Cyanide & Happiness. Here they are on YouTube uploading funny and hilarious videos and episodes. With over 5 million subscribers and growing. ExplosmEntertainment uploads the most funniest and the most entertaining videos with unique and most unpredictable endings you'll ever see or imagine. It's most popular and funniest videos include, the man who could sit anywhere, junk mail, birthday boy, shark dad, the white knight and many more

Number 2: Screen Junkies

It's not about how much subscribers you have but what you post and upload and how much is it entertaining and with 5 million subscribers this channel deserves way more. It uploads trailers or as they like to call it "honest trailers" and completely rips the movie off showing what the movie actually looks like in a really funny and entertaining way. The voice behind these trailers has done more then just  doing voice for trailers, he has also done various pranks including drive thru prank and comic con prank. Screen Junkies has some really amazing videos in its channel and is a must watch YouTube channel.

Number 1: OwnagePrank

Now to the channel that owns it all. OwnagePrank being on number 1 on this list with just 3 million followers deserves way more. He has over 100 videos on his channel. He does prank calls and not just normal prank calls. He does prank calls with several voices and characters. One man plays eight to ten characters and can change voices in such incredibly talented way that the other person on the phone won't even get that he's being played. His most popular and funniest videos includes, the Asian resturaunt prank, world's dumbest theif calls back and feather in my chicken prank.

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