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Monday, 2 May 2016

Global warming and green house effect


There are a lot of challenges that the world is facing, that includes diseases, economic inequality and threat of terrorism but this is one issue that will define ‘the contours of this century more dramatically than any other -President Obama.’

Global Warming is the gradual heating of the earth's surface, ocean and atmosphere.
Basically, the earth’s surface is constantly absorbing the Sun’s energy. Some of those energy is entrapped by green house gases such as water vapour, carbon dioxide methane and nitrous oxide in the earth’s atmosphere, raising the global temperature.

Nearly three fourths of all these green house gases got into the atmosphere because of human beings burning fossil fuels.

Fossil fuels are non renewable natural resources that formed millions of years ago when the remains of prehistoric plants and animals were gradually buried under layers of rock.
We currently burn these fossil fuels to heat homes, run motor vehicles, power industrial manufacturing plants and generate electricity, which fills the air with carbon dioxide in the process.

Another major green house gas is Methane, which comes from landfills, decomposition and is a byproduct of digestion.

Now why do we need to worry about global warming?

You see, hurricanes become more powerful and so do dust storms, wild fires becomes more frequent, sea level rises leading to coastal flooding and extreme heat waves can kill thousands.
It's not the humans that are affected either, so is our planet’s wild life.
Global warming messes with natural migration and hibernation patterns. It's also causing the Arctic ice to melt in a much faster rate, threatening the extinction of Arctic animals like Walruses, seals and polar bears.

Melting of ice is bad for us as well. For instance, less snow means more places for mosquitos to breed which in terms spread diseases.

Worst part is, global warming isn't slowing down any time soon. Earth's temperature has slowly been rising ever since scientists started recording it.
If we don't do something now, our planet can become so hot that it would be completely uninhabitable.

Now what are scientists doing to stop all of this?
Well, one idea is to spray sulphur particles into the atmosphere. Sulphur would block out sunlight, effectively cooling the planet. 
Though this could have the side effect of changing the colour of our sky permanently to a deep purple hue.

In 2006 a doctor in the university of Arizona proposed launching a trillion tiny mirrors into  outer space. This will prevent approximately 2% of sunlight from reaching the earth. Enough to cool down the planet. The only problem is, doctor’s mirror shield would cost $350trillion.

Another option is to wrap glaciers with blankets. Scientists believe covering glaciers with blankets will prevent the icecaps from melting. 

Another idea is to grow algae on buildings. Algae naturally absorbs carbon dioxide so with with enough Algae, we greatly reduce the carbon dioxide in our atmosphere.

There's a lot of things that you could do in your homes that could have a huge effect on the environment. The obvious ways to reduce power consumption is by recycling and switching to more energy efficient light bulbs.
 People might not realise how these seemingly small things can help the environment big time.
For instance, if you wash your clothes with cold water, you're gonna save 500lbs of co2 from entering the atmosphere.

Hers another thing you might have not considered, eat all your food. People throw away food mostly because they buy more than they could eat. We let it spoil and we throw it out. 
We also throw out food for purely cosmetic reasons. Like the carrot is shaped kind of weird, so just toss it even though it's a perfectly good carrot.
 you'll not only gonna save the earth but you'll also save money and support local small businesses.

The change will require national movement. Write letters to your city district government urging them to pass laws to cap carbon emissions and require companies to pay for the green house gases they emit.
Tell your friends to follow your example. All these things you could do.

Conclusion: That is it, we got a lot of work to do and remember, whenever everyone takes these small steps today, we can prevent global warming from running the planet.

Sunday, 7 February 2016

Headphones not working properly on iPhone or iPad?


So you know how stupid Apple brands are and my headphones broke within a month. I went out to buy a new set of headphones and even though they worked on my other phones, they weren't on my IPad. So I played a bit with the settings and found the solution.

Go into settings while your headphones are in and on the left there's this general tab, click it if it's not already. There in the general tab will be an accessibility, click that. You go down and you'll see a hearing scale through which you can adjust the sounds.


What you need to do now is, press that ball and take it either to the left or to the right. 


And it's fixed. You'll notice it doesn't effect your headphones hearing "at all". That's the apple bullshit right there. But yeah, a simple fix. Don't take the ball thingy all the way to the left or right because that will effect your hearing. Other then that, it's fixed. Congratulations. Go watch YouTube videos and shit whatever you wanna do. 


Friday, 22 January 2016

Let's see what my brother broke today

So me and my brother had a fight but obviously he started it. He lost in a game and I won the championship, I beat him atleast four times after and he still wanted a rematch, I refused to give anymore rematches to him so he hit me. That bitch.

Later on he kept screaming and fighting and well first he broke, a 'glass' by throwing it onto the ground which nearly hit me. The glass did break though, completely shattered. He stepped on it afterwards accidently because he was running after me. Bloody hell.

Broke the door because he kept pounding and hitting it with his feet while screaming. The neighbours came up, he told them off. Said when you guys fight, I never interrupt. The fuck?!

He broke my mom's round bowl in which she was making lemon pickle. The whole bowl, bam, broken and spilled on the ground. Like literally, it was outrageous. Now I'm not gong to tell what my mum did afterwards. She slapped the shit out of him, that's what she did. 

He broke our chair by slamming it onto the ground. A steel chair broken, can you believe that? I can show you the pictures but then that would just be sad, would take the climax out of the post. 

Cracked the iPod screen, bumped the car, squeezed a lightbulb, cracked a glass table, broke the table fan, plates, cup, reputation and well everything else in between. Damn there should be a movie over this.  

I actually wanted my life to be normal as fuck. This normal is what I get. 




Tuesday, 5 January 2016

Youtube channels that should've made my list

TheEllenShow:
Now this was a tough one. I had to choose between "The Jonathan Ross Show" and "The Ellen Show". It was a tough pick and despite of the Jonathan Ross show being more hilarious and fun to watch with its British puns and jokes, Ellen show beats it on YouTube mainly because she calls out more celebrities and people and have fun chat with them. The Ellen show post more clips, interviews more people, and play fun games with them. Also sometimes scares the guests on purpose. 
The Ellen show channel has around 14 million subscribers and posts fun videos everyday. If I could sum up this whole channel in three words, that would be "She spreads love".

How It Hould Have Ended: 
How it should have ended, as the name says is a channel that shows how a movie should have ended. It's fun to watch because they pick a scene from the movie and animate them. They have over 5 million subscribers at the moment and their most popular videos includes, how Lord of the rings should have ended, how spiderman 3 should have ended, how transformers should have ended and how avengers should've ended. They're pretty cool. Subscribe them if you havent already.

Fail Army:
Fail army, how can I miss this. I actually didn't. This is one of my favourite channels to watch. Fail army post funny fail videos and its unlike your average 'America's funniest home videos'. There is t anything else to say about, just go and subscribe to their channel. They currently have more than 9 million subscribers. I can't say what are their popular videos. They are all fails. They are pretty cool. 

Peladophobian:
Now this, this is the best one out there. This dude right here runs a channel in which he exposes illuminati, well sort of. Lol. You'll just love this. He tells how a person, compan or some other random shit a part of the illuminati in a very twisty turny way. It's most popular videos includes, is KFC part of the illuminati?, is Apple part of the illuminati? And my favorite one, is John Cena part of the illuminati?.
It has 421287 subscribers at the moment but subscribers doesn't really matter, or does it? Let's not jump to the conclusions too quickly, well you are jumping too quickly, jumping - air - air has three letters - three, illuminati has three sides, therefore subscribers are illuminati approved.

PatrickJMT: 
Patrick JMT, the man that got me through college. PatrickJMT uploads in which he gives hints and solves math questions. His skills in calculus is just outstanding. He must have almost thousands of videos on different math problems. This channel is going to come in handy if you don't understand what your teacher teaches. The best maths teaching channel out there is this one. 




Thursday, 24 December 2015

A goatee, does it look good on you?

Well before I start with this post, no! It does not. Well depending on the person but if you're just going to copy the style off from someone who it does look good on, you're making a terrible mistake. No it does not look good on everyone. 

This right here is some random dude from the Internet on whome the goatee looks terrible and he has no idea. Don't be like this dude.

One day you'll look back when you're old and be like, damn that goatee, I looked stupid, should've had cut it, no wonder any girl would hardly talk to me. The best thing you could do right now if you have one is ask a friend, or couple of good sensible people or just message me on Facebook for God's sake if you don't have anyone who could give you a right opinion and I'll tell you whether this facial hair looks good on you or not. I have a friend who has a goatee. Guess he's going to learn the lesson the hard way. I haven't to.d him to lose it,  I did tell him to read my blogs though. Meh, his choice. But for you, dear reader, lose it before you make a fool out of yourself.

I go clean shaved mainly because facial hair just doesn't fit my face, I mean, it just doesn't look good on me. Maybe in a couple of years, sure, but not right now. Not any facial hair that looks good on someone else would look good on you. Do ask someone before getting out there with your terrible facial hair. Peace!

Top reason why you shouldn't buy the Samsung Grand Prime

I had a strange keypad phone which kindof looked like a black berry but didn't have features of it. I wanted a phone that would have whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, and probably every app I have on my iPad so that I could take it to my college and show it off to my friends and shit.



So what happened is that, I came across this advertisement that had this celebrity on it taking large scale pictures and calling it "grandfies" instead of selfies. I thought like, "oh, I should get this". I went to the shop to buy the Samsung grand prime and was completely distracted by its design. Like why wouldn't you be? It looks cool. Looked it up on the Internet, said has 8 mega pixel camera and shit loads of other stuff. I was like, alright sure, get me this bad baby! 

I took it, after about a week, it started to show its true colours. Oh my dear lord, how much does it hang!. I updated it and everything but it hangs way too much. You can't play heavy games on it, in fact you can't even play small games without it Interrupting you in between by getting stuck. 
Screen freezes way to much and the app automatically shuts down showing a message to report. I reported it like about ten thousand times but nope, still does that. And the worst part is, it's going to freeze just when you need it the most. 

Everything else is cool. You can download butt loads of apps and shit but what's the point if it's still going to freeze or not open. I'd only suggest you to buy this phone if you want to show off its design, but even in that Lenovo phone beats it.
I'd reckon you go for lumia or if you want a Samsung phone, go for the S series, S3, S4, S5. iPhone doesn't lag that much so that would be my first choice.

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Top 5 Youtubers you should subscribe to

There are myriads of youtubers out there that could brighten your day with their hilarious videos. They aren't ordinary human beings, they're extraordinary because they make people smile and enlighten and brigten the mood. If I could I would put each and every YouTuber out there that makes me happy but right now here's my top five picks not viewing the total number of subscribers or views rather in order of how much they make me happy. Here they are.

Number 5: NigaHiga


Ryan Higa running the channel Niga Higa is one of the most hilarious person on YouTube. He uploads YouTube videos every week and has more then 15 million YouTube subscribers. His most funniest and popular videos include, How to sing like your favourite artists, the best joke ever, Honest university commercial, Most annoying person on the Internet and Expectaions vs reality. There are myriads of other videos that will knock you off from your seats and you'll burst out laughing.
You'll just laugh through the whole video and at the very end there's always a message to it and just when you'll think you're getting all emotional, he breaks that with a joke.

Number 4: KSI


KSI is another funny individual on the Internet. With more then 11 million followers on his first channel and 4 million on his second channel, this British boy uploads videos of doing commentary while playing FIFA online, but that isn't it. There are many other videos of him doing various other things such as reacting to videos of teens reacting to his videos, doing pranks on the street, proving how Internet bots are racist, doing challenges and well, more video game commentaries. He has few other videos interviewing celebrities. His popular and favourite videos includes, What is it like to be black, don't judge challenge, diving prank, how to be better at football, googling my self and is Boibot racist. There are many more videos and not sticking to just football game commentary and doing various other acts makes him a must watch YouTuber on the Internet.

Number 3: ExplosmEntertainment


Being on Facebook you must've come across funny comic strips from Cyanide & Happiness. Here they are on YouTube uploading funny and hilarious videos and episodes. With over 5 million subscribers and growing. ExplosmEntertainment uploads the most funniest and the most entertaining videos with unique and most unpredictable endings you'll ever see or imagine. It's most popular and funniest videos include, the man who could sit anywhere, junk mail, birthday boy, shark dad, the white knight and many more

Number 2: Screen Junkies


It's not about how much subscribers you have but what you post and upload and how much is it entertaining and with 5 million subscribers this channel deserves way more. It uploads trailers or as they like to call it "honest trailers" and completely rips the movie off showing what the movie actually looks like in a really funny and entertaining way. The voice behind these trailers has done more then just  doing voice for trailers, he has also done various pranks including drive thru prank and comic con prank. Screen Junkies has some really amazing videos in its channel and is a must watch YouTube channel.

Number 1: OwnagePrank


Now to the channel that owns it all. OwnagePrank being on number 1 on this list with just 3 million followers deserves way more. He has over 100 videos on his channel. He does prank calls and not just normal prank calls. He does prank calls with several voices and characters. One man plays eight to ten characters and can change voices in such incredibly talented way that the other person on the phone won't even get that he's being played. His most popular and funniest videos includes, the Asian resturaunt prank, world's dumbest theif calls back and feather in my chicken prank.