Let's see what my brother broke today

So me and my brother had a fight but obviously he started it. He lost in a game and I won the championship, I beat him atleast four times after and he still wanted a rematch, I refused to give anymore rematches to him so he hit me. That bitch.

Later on he kept screaming and fighting and well first he broke, a 'glass' by throwing it onto the ground which nearly hit me. The glass did break though, completely shattered. He stepped on it afterwards accidently because he was running after me. Bloody hell.

Broke the door because he kept pounding and hitting it with his feet while screaming. The neighbours came up, he told them off. Said when you guys fight, I never interrupt. The fuck?!

He broke my mom's round bowl in which she was making lemon pickle. The whole bowl, bam, broken and spilled on the ground. Like literally, it was outrageous. Now I'm not gong to tell what my mum did afterwards. She slapped the shit out of him, that's what she did. 

He broke our chair by slamming it onto the ground. A steel chair broken, can you believe that? I can show you the pictures but then that would just be sad, would take the climax out of the post. 

Cracked the iPod screen, bumped the car, squeezed a lightbulb, cracked a glass table, broke the table fan, plates, cup, reputation and well everything else in between. Damn there should be a movie over this.  

I actually wanted my life to be normal as fuck. This normal is what I get. 

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Youtube channels that should've made my list

TheEllenShow:

Now this was a tough one. I had to choose between "The Jonathan Ross Show" and "The Ellen Show". It was a tough pick and despite of the Jonathan Ross show being more hilarious and fun to watch with its British puns and jokes, Ellen show beats it on YouTube mainly because she calls out more celebrities and people and have fun chat with them. The Ellen show post more clips, interviews more people, and play fun games with them. Also sometimes scares the guests on purpose. 

The Ellen show channel has around 14 million subscribers and posts fun videos everyday. If I could sum up this whole channel in three words, that would be "She spreads love".

How It Hould Have Ended: 

How it should have ended, as the name says is a channel that shows how a movie should have ended. It's fun to watch because they pick a scene from the movie and animate them. They have over 5 million subscribers at the moment and their most popular videos includes, how Lord of the rings should have ended, how spiderman 3 should have ended, how transformers should have ended and how avengers should've ended. They're pretty cool. Subscribe them if you havent already.

Fail Army:

Fail army, how can I miss this. I actually didn't. This is one of my favourite channels to watch. Fail army post funny fail videos and its unlike your average 'America's funniest home videos'. There is t anything else to say about, just go and subscribe to their channel. They currently have more than 9 million subscribers. I can't say what are their popular videos. They are all fails. They are pretty cool. 

Peladophobian:

Now this, this is the best one out there. This dude right here runs a channel in which he exposes illuminati, well sort of. Lol. You'll just love this. He tells how a person, compan or some other random shit a part of the illuminati in a very twisty turny way. It's most popular videos includes, is KFC part of the illuminati?, is Apple part of the illuminati? And my favorite one, is John Cena part of the illuminati?.

It has 421287 subscribers at the moment but subscribers doesn't really matter, or does it? Let's not jump to the conclusions too quickly, well you are jumping too quickly, jumping - air - air has three letters - three, illuminati has three sides, therefore subscribers are illuminati approved.

PatrickJMT: 

Patrick JMT, the man that got me through college. PatrickJMT uploads in which he gives hints and solves math questions. His skills in calculus is just outstanding. He must have almost thousands of videos on different math problems. This channel is going to come in handy if you don't understand what your teacher teaches. The best maths teaching channel out there is this one. 

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